she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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