my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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