well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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