I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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