Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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