i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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