what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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