oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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