Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
