Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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