Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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