My first STD was from a foam party
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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