marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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