The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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