you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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