Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize