Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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