I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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