Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Vodka?
Forever.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
