just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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