dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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