Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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