i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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