Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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