Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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