Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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