Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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