It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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