I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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