Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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