is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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