Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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