Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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