Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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