How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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