apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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