I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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