Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
