I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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