I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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