You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
