You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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