This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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