My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
