have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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