we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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