i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Everclear isn't food dammit
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize