I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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