was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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