What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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