the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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