i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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