i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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