Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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