I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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